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BBC Sport

Sky Sports

  • Teamwork key for Cabaye
    Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye feels teamwork has been an important factor in the club's successful Premier League season.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 3:52pm -
  • Pardew eyeing Euro targets
    Newcastle boss Alan Pardew has revealed the club will monitor players at Euro 2012 - but he will not necessarily want them to do well.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 11:57am -
  • FA reject Cahill appeal
    The Football Association has rejected Everton's appeal against Tim Cahill's red card in Sunday's win over Newcastle.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 3:49pm -
  • Pardew wins LMA prize
    Newcastle boss Alan Pardew has been named the League Managers Association Manager of the Season.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 10:52pm -
  • Cisse staying put
    Newcastle ace Papiss Cisse has dismissed claims he could be set for a big-money move away from the club this summer.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 1:58pm -
  • Pardew keen to strengthen
    Alan Pardew is already considering two or three transfer targets who will be in action at Euro 2012 as he looks to keep Newcastle among the elite.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 11:00am -

Telegraph

Guardian

  • Everton lose appeal against Tim Cahill's red card in Newcastle win
    • Cahill was sent off after altercation with Yohan Cabaye• Australian will now be banned for three matches next seasonEverton's appeal against Tim Cahill's red card in the 3-1 win over Newcastle United on Sunday has been rejected.The club appeale…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 3:34pm -
  • Newcastle's Alan Pardew wins LMA manager of the year award
    • 'His achievements are there for all to see' – Howard Wilkinson• Newcastle United finished fifth in the Premier LeagueAlan Pardew has been named the League Managers Association's manager of the year, after guiding Newcastle United to fifth pla…
    - 3 days ago, 15 May 12, 12:12am -
  • Ten big issues for the summer in the Premier League
    What to expect in the close season from Manchester City's next spending spree to what to do with Joey BartonSaturday's Champions League final ramifications Should Chelsea beat Bayern Munich it will become very difficult, although not impossible, for…
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 10:00pm -
  • Premier League 2011-12 - video review
    Paolo Bandini, John Ashdown, Raphael Honigstein and Barry Glendenning look back at the good and bad, the highs and lows of this season's Premier LeagueJohn AshdownMatt HallRichard SprengerBarry GlendenningRaphael HonigsteinPaolo Bandini
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 6:01pm -
  • Everton 3-1 Newcastle United | Premier League match report
    At the end of any other season a game that ended with Everton and Newcastle United players squaring up en masse and Tim Cahill seeing red for grabbing Yohan Cabaye by the throat would have turned Goodison Park into a bear-pit and left the managers a…
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 4:11pm -
  • Premier League: the final day of the season - in pictures
    The best images from the final day of the season when a thrilling injury-time turn-around handed Manchester City their first title in 44 years, while Arsenal held on to third place and Bolton were relegatedTom JenkinsJonny Weeks
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 2:07pm -

Daily Mail

Eurosport / Yahoo!

  • Teamwork key to toon success - Cabaye
    Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye feels a keen sense of teamwork at the club has been one of the major strengths that helped them achieve a fifth-placed finish in the Barclays Premier League.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 2:40pm -
  • Teamwork key to Toon success
    Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye feels a keen sense of teamwork at the club has been one of the major strengths that helped them achieve a fifth-placed finish in the Barclays Premier League.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 12:45pm -
  • "Disgusted" Cahill accepts ban
    Everton midfielder Tim Cahill has accepted a three-match ban for being sent off against Newcastle on Saturday but has accused opponent Yohan Cabaye of using language which has "no place either on or off the football pitch".
    - 2 days ago, 16 May 12, 7:52am -
  • 'Disgusted' Cahill accepts ban
    Everton midfielder Tim Cahill has accepted a three-match ban for being sent off against Newcastle on Saturday but has accused opponent Yohan Cabaye of using language which has "no place either on or off the football pitch".
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 8:04pm -
  • Premier League - 'Disgusted' Cahill accepts ban
    Everton midfielder Tim Cahill has accepted a three-match ban after being sent off against Newcastle on Sunday.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 7:29pm -
  • Cahill red card appeal fails
    Everton's appeal against Tim Cahill's red card in Sunday's 3-1 win over Newcastle has been rejected.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 3:09pm -

Goal.com

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Vital Football

  • Success at last for NUFC
    Success at last for NUFCVitalfootball: Newcastle: 26/04/2012 14:48:00A successful season for NUFC isn't just about gaining European football, it's a lot more than that.
    - 21 days ago, 26 Apr 12, 2:48pm -
  • Blaydon Races 150 - Further Questions
    Blaydon Races 150 - Further QuestionsVitalfootball: Newcastle: 16/04/2012 13:50:00Concluding the Q+A session before continuing the series.
    - 31 days ago, 16 Apr 12, 1:50pm -
  • Blaydon Races 150 - Question Time
    Blaydon Races 150 - Question TimeVitalfootball: Newcastle: 03/04/2012 16:23:00A bit of a Q+A session trying to get our heads around what could be a big day on the calender in years to come.
    - 44 days ago, 3 Apr 12, 4:23pm -
  • A case for the defence.
    A case for the defence.Vitalfootball: Newcastle: 01/04/2012 09:51:00NUFC v Liverpool Preview
    - 46 days ago, 1 Apr 12, 9:51am -
  • A Geordie Institution. Blaydon Races 150.
    A Geordie Institution. Blaydon Races 150.Vitalfootball: Newcastle: 26/03/2012 14:38:00The first in a series.. Highlighting the 150th year of the Blaydon Races.
    - 52 days ago, 26 Mar 12, 2:38pm -

ClubCall

  • Toon eye Ba replacement
    Newcastle are reported to be showing an interest in FC Twente striker Luuk De Jong, should Demba Ba move on this summer.
    - 11 hours ago, 17 May 12, 11:06am -
  • Teamwork key to toon success - Cabaye
    Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye feels teamwork at the club has been one of the reason the Magpies achieved a fifth-placed finish
    - 23 hours ago, 16 May 12, 10:31pm -
  • Lille ace on Pards radar
    Newcastle are being linked with Lille right back Mathieu Debuchy as Danny Simpson is heading for the exit door.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 10:58am -
  • Reo-Coker eyed by Magpies
    Newcastle are being linked with a move for Bolton midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker, who could be available on a free transfer.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 3:20pm -
  • Cisse rubbishes Toon exit rumours
    Newcastle hotshot Papiss Cisse has dismissed rumours that he could leave the club this summer.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 4:16pm -
  • Ben Arfa happy to stay in Toon
    Hatem Ben Arfa has pledged his future to Newcastle and is not thinking about leaving the club anytime soon.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 1:44pm -

Tribal Football

The Offside

  • Match Report: Birmingham City 0-2 Newcastle United
    Newcastle displayed a very efficient, coherent and professional display tonight  with a 2-0 victory over Birmingham City.Newcastle controlled large periods of the game and were clinical in front of goal which will be a sigh of relief for fans and A…
    - , 15 Feb 11, 10:26pm -
  • Match Preview: Birmingham vs Newcastle
    Tonight Newcastle travel to the second city to face a tough Birmingham City side at St. Andrews for a rearrange fixture due to the earlier postponement. United are coming into the game on the back of an impressive performance against Blackburn Rovers…
    - , 15 Feb 11, 6:31pm -
  • United Capture Flying Finn
    Newcastle United moved today to bolster their striking options by signing free agent Shefti Kuqi. Kuqi, who has been branded the ‘flying finn’ nickname due to his notorious belly flop celebration, was last in action for Swansea in the Champions…
    - , 10 Feb 11, 5:45pm -
  • Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal
    Some how, Newcastle United completed a Premier League first today in coming back from 4 goals down to draw 4-4″ with a rattled Arsenal side.Goals from Joey Barton (Pen x2), Leon Best, and finally a fabulous strike from my man of the match Cheik Ti…
    - , 5 Feb 11, 6:20pm -
  • Match Preview: Newcastle vs Arsenal
    Arsenal are the visitors to St. James Park tomorrow at 3pm.Newcastle go into tomorrows game against Arsenal with only three fit senior strikers and youngster Phil Airey expected to feature on the Bench.Newcastle can welcome back Cheik Tiote after a…
    - , 4 Feb 11, 10:12pm -
  • Pardew’s NO.2: Carver’s Back
    Newcastle finally filled the void left by Colin Calderwood today by announcing the John Carver is return to the club in the role of Alan Pardew’s assistant manager.Carver, returns to the club where he served as assistant manager to the late great…
    - , 18 Jan 11, 3:33pm -

The Mirror

Team Talk

  • newTwente ace in Toon frame again
    Newcastle are again being linked with a move for FC Twente striker Luuk de Jong as they hunt for reinforcements for next season.
    - 42 mins ago, 17 May 12, 8:56pm -
  • Paper Talk: All Rhodes lead to Fulham
    Fulham boss Martin Jol is poised to win the £3.5m race for Huddersfield star Jordan Rhodes, while Celtic want Sunderland keeper Craig Gordon.
    - 14 hours ago, 17 May 12, 7:21am -
  • Teamwork key to Toon - Cabaye
    Yohan Cabaye feels a keen sense of teamwork at Newcastle has been one of the major strengths that helped them achieve a fifth-placed finish.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 12:52pm -
  • Paper Talk: Barca chase free Drog
    Barcelona hope to take Didier Drogba from Chelsea on a free transfer, while Yaya Toure wants to leave Manchester City.
    - 2 days ago, 16 May 12, 6:42am -
  • 'Disgusted' Cahill accepts ban
    Everton's Tim Cahill has accepted a three-match ban for being sent off against Newcastle - but has criticised the language Yohan Cabaye used.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 7:37pm -
  • TEAMtalk's Top Men: Team of the Season
    Now the curtain has fallen on a dramatic end to the 2011-12 Premier League season, Simon Wilkes unveils TEAMtalk's Top Men XI for the campaign.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 1:19pm -

EatSleepSport

  • Magpies target De Jong
    Newcastle are reported to be showing an interest in FC Twente striker Luuk De Jong, should Demba Ba move on this summer.
    - 11 hours ago, 17 May 12, 10:17am -
  • Magpies strength identified
    Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye feels teamwork at the club has been one of the reason the Magpies achieved a fifth-placed finish
    - 23 hours ago, 16 May 12, 10:27pm -
  • Toon linked with Lille ace
    Newcastle are being linked with Lille right back Mathieu Debuchy as Danny Simpson is heading for the exit door.
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 10:46am -
  • Toon eye Reebok raid
    Newcastle are being linked with a move for Bolton midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker, who could be available on a free transfer.
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 3:11pm -
  • Cisse rubbishes Toon exit rumours
    Newcastle hotshot Papiss Cisse has dismissed rumours that he could leave the club this summer.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 3:06pm -
  • Ben Arfa pledges Toon future
    Hatem Ben Arfa has pledged his future to Newcastle and is not thinking about leaving the club anytime soon.
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 10:02am -

Toon Blog

  • newNew Theme: A Simpler Time
    There’s something about this time of year that always makes me wistful for the good old days—the simpler times, if you will—when all that mattered were family, friends, and a whole lotta blogging about everything under the sun. I miss those day…
    - 7 hours ago, 17 May 12, 2:48pm -
  • Stay In The Conversation
    It’s now much easier for you and your commenters to keep track of the conversations you’re involved in across WordPress.com. Some recent tests have shown that by subscribing commenters to new comments by default, they are more likely to stay enga…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 11:01pm -
  • Look at These Gorgeous Blogs
    We’ve added a user showcase where you can view stunning customizations made by people just like you. From complete redesigns with CSS to adding pizzazz with Custom Fonts to clever use of options like background and header, this showcase will spark…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 6:05pm -
  • Photo Blogging 101, Part 1
    Spring is in the air. With the weather warming up, now is a great time to get started on a photo blog. Creating a photo blog is a wonderful introduction to blogging on WordPress.com or an opportunity to refresh your current site. Ready to get started…
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 3:00pm -
  • New Themes: Just Desserts and Oxygen
    Happy Thursday! We’ve added some exciting new themes to our ever-growing collection, and we’re happy to tell you all about them. First out of the oven is…Just Desserts. Yep, that’s a theme! Designed by Andy Rutledge, Just Desserts is a delici…
    - 7 days ago, 10 May 12, 1:11pm -
  • Find Friends Who Use WordPress
    Are you curious to see how your friends are using WordPress? Give the new and improved Friend Finder a try to connect with your Twitter, Facebook, and Google contacts who have WordPress sites! After authorizing WordPress.com to use your Twitter, Face…
    - 16 days ago, 1 May 12, 7:32pm -

Selectabet (Sponsored)

  • £10k Challenge Bet 1: NK Maribor to win
    In the last few days I’ve been inspired by some fantastic tipsters on twitter to pick up the gauntlet again and attempt a £10k Challenge.The idea is to start with a £100 bank and bet on one game at time, trying to turn it into £10,000. Sounds r…
    - 23 hours ago, 16 May 12, 10:42pm -
  • Golf: HP Byron Nelson Championship Tips

    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 4:16pm -
  • Golf: Volvo World Match Play Championship Tips
    Race to Dubai: Volvo World Match Play ChampionshipHere we are again in Southern Spain as the circus comes to Andalucia but forget tournament golf as we know it and stick this in your mental microwave and see how it defrosts. (If you have any ques…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 12:49pm -
  • Saturday’s Tipsters Tips: 12th May
    Here are today’s top tips form the leading newspaper tipsters in the UK. Tips from the newspapers including Mr Fixit, Sam Spread, Jim Delahunt, Tony Cacarino, Dale Tempest, Andy Townsend, Mike Triffitt, Ian Wilkerson, Dan Childs, Kevin Pullein, D…
    - 5 days ago, 12 May 12, 11:19am -
  • Golf: The Players Championship Tips
    Fed Ex Cup:     The Players ChampionshipWelcome to PGA Tour HQ and the 3rd best event in golf (after the Masters and The Ryder Cup). Often referred to as the 5th Major, despite the $1,7M winners’ prize pot eclipsing any other winners’ cheq…
    - 9 days ago, 9 May 12, 8:12am -
  • Golf: Madeira Island Open Tips
    Race to Dubai:     Madeira Islands Open – PortugalWelcome to Portugal’s hilly archipelago, Madeira and its own Open sponsored and kept interesting by its local tipple. This is the 20th anniversary of an event that this year returns to Sant…
    - 9 days ago, 9 May 12, 8:10am -

The Newcastle United Blog

  • newWhich Two Defenders Should Newcastle Sign This Summer?
    Here’s your chance to let us know which two defenders you would like Newcastle to bring in over the summer. Which two defenders should Alan Pardew sign this summer? We’ll list the following players, with an estimate of how much it could cost…
    - 5 hours ago, 17 May 12, 4:16pm -
  • Newcastle Now Combatting The Stresses Of Success
    All Newcastle fans want to see next season is for the club to push on and have another excellent season in the Premier League. Alan Pardew - at Sunderland game And maybe, just maybe, we can qualify for the European Champions league, but finish…
    - 11 hours ago, 17 May 12, 10:39am -
  • Don’t Sign Any More African Players In The Summer
    One thing we don’t want to see this summer is for Newcastle to be signing African players. Newcastle’s two Senegal strikers – number 19 and 9 That’s because with the African Cup of Nations taking place every two years, Newcastle will lose the…
    - 11 hours ago, 17 May 12, 10:16am -
  • Senegal Strikers Could Miss Newcastle Summer Tour
    Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse may miss quite a bit of the season for Newcastle next term. Papiss Cisse – could miss summer tour That’s because both strikers could be involved for Senegal in the Olympic Games in the UK, and then there is the …
    - 12 hours ago, 17 May 12, 9:56am -
  • Newcastle Take A Step Back On Brazilian Defender
    FC Twente defender Douglas is one of Newcastle’s transfer targets this summer. FC Twente’s Douglas - deal becoming complicated And the Tyneside club are trying to do a deal for the 6’4″ Brazilian, whose contract runs out at the end of June,…
    - 13 hours ago, 17 May 12, 8:18am -
  • Young Dutch Striker Expected To Replace Demba Ba?
    News today that Luuk de Jong of FC Twente is being linked with a move to Newcastle. Luuk De Jong – Newcastle still interested Newcastle have been watching Steve McClaren’s side quite a number of times this season, and two players are thought to…
    - 14 hours ago, 17 May 12, 7:54am -

NUFC Blog

  • Newcastle ‘Player of the Season’ Vote: 2) Midfielders and Forwards
    Following on from my piece on the contributions of our defenders and utilty players this season, let’s carry on with our assessment of Newcastle’s players with a view to deciding who is our Player of the season. I’ll be moving on the engine roo…
    - 15 hours ago, 17 May 12, 7:00am -
  • NUFC Blog Prediction Competition – The Winners, the Prizes, the Glory!
    Hoolie wins the NUFC Blog prediction competition! We have another, smaller competition comin up during the summer break. It’s all about those three-pointers! The second NUFC Blog prediction competition ended with the Premier League’s last game on…
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 10:00am -
  • Cabaye puts Toon success down to teamwork
    Yohan Cabaye states in an interview that he believes teamwork has been responsibly for a lot of Newcastle United’s success this season and that it’s teamwork that can help us compete even with clubs that have better players. Yohan Cabaye has been…
    - 2 days ago, 16 May 12, 6:36am -
  • Newcastle United “Player of the Season” Vote: 1) Defenders / Utility Players
    As we have reached the season’s end, I’m going to jump in and do a little assessment of the players, culminating in a vote for your Newcastle United “Player of the season”. There have been quite a few stand out performers and stand out perfor…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 6:02pm -
  • Pardew is Tops with the Other Managers
    At their annual dinner last night, the League Managers Association presented Alan Pardew with their “Manager Of The Year” Award. The Award is the result of voting by fellow managers from the clubs in all four top professional leagues in English f…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 10:22am -
  • Everton vs Newcastle United full match video, extended highlights and interviews
    Everton vs Newcastle United full match video, extended highlights and interviews. Venue: Goodison Park, Walton, Liverpool. Date: Sunday, 13th May, 2012. Kick-Off: 3pm. Referee: Andre Marriner (Sheldon, West Midlands). Teams sheets Everton (4-4-2): Ti…
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 3:17pm -

Tyne Time (Blog)

NUFCBlog.co.uk

  • newNUFC look to Ba contingency
    It seems as though every transfer window we have one of the “will he, won’t he” type scenarios, both in terms of incoming and outgoing players. This particular window is shaping up to be no different with Demba Ba being the subject of the bulk…
    - 6 hours ago, 17 May 12, 3:16pm -
  • Building new foundations at NUFC
    It seems as though the revolution of our Youth Academy has begun, with 16-year-old Slovakian U17 Captain Lubomir Satka being the newest youngster added to the ranks. It was reported earlier on in the season that owner Mike Ashley wasn’t overly impr…
    - 10 hours ago, 17 May 12, 11:30am -
  • Pardew seeks defensive improvement
    It may not be what some fans want to hear, but Alan Pardew has already pinpointed the main area he is looking to improve over the summer. That area is primarily the defence which at times has leaked like a sieve and has meant that any chance of winni…
    - 14 hours ago, 17 May 12, 7:45am -
  • Leave the old guard alone!
    I read an article in The Chronicle earlier which basically sounded like a PR exercise from the club. The basic point behind it was sound enough, but I didn’t like the way Lee Ryder went about it. I’m sure he’s not bothered, after all he is paid…
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 3:08pm -
  • Are any of our key players replaceable?
    I have a feeling that we’ll lose one our key players over the summer. It will be for silly money and that cash will be reinvested, but I think the end is nigh for one of our stars. Why? Call it a gut feeling if you like, or maybe I’ve [...]
    - 2 days ago, 16 May 12, 7:12am -
  • Carroll for England?
    Since leaving Newcastle, Andy Carroll seems to have suffered badly from the over hyping of his £35 million move to Anfield. He’s had a poor season and a half with Liverpool compared to the excellent standards he achieved with relative ease at Newc…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 5:10pm -

Nothing But Newcastle

  • The Newcastle star who should have made England’s Euro 2012 squad
    Roy Hodgson unveiled his England Euro 2012 squad this afternoon and there was not a Newcastle United player in sight. However, official data released today by the EA SPORTS Player Performance Index reveals that Newcastle defender Danny Simpson should…
    - 1 day ago, 16 May 12, 6:36pm -
  • A case of the early bird will get the worm for Newcastle
    The 2011/12 Premier League season might be over, but the hard work is far from done for Alan Pardew and Newcastle United as they look to add new recruits to the squad before the start of the next campaign. The 2012 European Championships make the job…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 8:54pm -
  • PICTURE: Cabaye loses his cool with Cahill and Everton youngster
    Yesterday wasn’t a good day for Newcastle United, as Alan Pardew’s men fell to a 3-1 defeat against Everton at Goodison Park, meaning that the Magpies gave themselves no chance of Champions League qualification. However, it was an even worse day…
    - 3 days ago, 14 May 12, 7:02pm -
  • Liverpool Legend’s Magpies prediction way off the mark
    As we near the end of the 2011/12 Premier League season, it’s time to look back at some predictions that were made at the start of the campaign. They don’t come much worse that Liverpool legend Phil Thompson’s prediction of where Newcastle Unit…
    - 5 days ago, 12 May 12, 6:13pm -
  • Newcastle have to beware of Everton’s very own January jewel
    Newcastle United travel to Goodison Park on Sunday to take on Everton in their final Premier League match of the season. Here are the all-important stats… Nikica Jelavic had a goal controversially called offside last weekend, which saw Everton effe…
    - 5 days ago, 12 May 12, 11:03am -
  • Aston Villa in for buy two get one free Newcastle deal
    Special offers are usually reserved for the supermarket, but Aston Villa might just be able to buy two Newcastle United players this summer and get one free as Villa manager Alex McLeish lines up a triple swoop from the Magpies. Alan Pardew’s Newca…
    - 6 days ago, 11 May 12, 6:57pm -

The Chronicle

Journal Live

NUFC-Forum

  • newRe: Newcastle United's best looking footballer?
    To give her credit she did kick it with bear feet, whilst wearing a nice dress.Fancy coming along to training and showing her and the other NUWFC players how it should be done - in your bear feet and wearing a dress of course !
    - 3 mins ago, 17 May 12, 9:35pm -
  • newRe: Where is everyone from? Introduce yourself here
    I posted her last night,where has my post gone??
    - 17 mins ago, 17 May 12, 9:21pm -
  • newRe: Any WW2 buffs from Chester le Street on here
    Quote from: relegation season on Today at 04:07:42 PMI was going to, but I mis-read Buffs for Puffs 
    - 26 mins ago, 17 May 12, 9:12pm -
  • newRe: Birthday Boy
    Happy Birthday Chopper lad. 
    - 33 mins ago, 17 May 12, 9:05pm -
  • newRe: Goal of the season
    Quote from: Gavin on Today at 08:49:31 PMexcuse crap quality videosJonas v Wolves, Away -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRUXwYYFTIEAmeobi v Spurs, Home - (can't find)Raylor v Everton, Home - http://www.youtube.com/...
    - 34 mins ago, 17 May 12, 9:04pm -

Next Match Odds

Eat Sleep Drink Toon

  • Charity Shield
    Leeds United 3 Toon 2Oh, Leeds was grim, but in a fun type of way. It's that remembered pain, the returning toothache, the headache that you can't quite shift - all of those sum up supporting the Toon. The game was 'wrong' in so many ways... Bri…
    - , 8 Aug 11, 2:58pm -
  • Starting over
    Sunday morning. It's warm, no strike that its hot, humid even and I'm awake early. As is my custom I start planning the days tasks. Mundane stuff, cleaning, washing, ironing, going to the match, shopping... [Comedy double take moment] Going to the…
    - , 31 Jul 11, 8:15am -
  • One of our own
    Interestingly, Pardew seems to be starting to have an effect at SJP. The logical place to start was with the players (ignoring the decision to take on Steve Stone as assistant coach - personally I think he's been taken on as a translator for Pardew..…
    - , 28 Dec 10, 11:30am -
  • Lack of Class
    In my younger days I had a part time job in a print shop. It was a largely un-rewarding job, but I got to play with some new gadgets. I was shown how to do all sorts of exciting things, such as bind documents, use the high speed photocopier and lami…
    - , 19 Dec 10, 8:00am -
  • Transitional
    "Its been an odd season so far" That's one of those understatements that is ludicrously simplistic. From the inevitable loss at Manure at the start of the season to the unbelievable high of 5under1and (as henceforth they shall be known) on Halloween…
    - , 20 Nov 10, 7:05am -
  • Team Ethic
    Everton 0 Toon 1Blimey - is an underused word, but it seems to be the most appropriate word to sum up NUFC over the past week. The last time we had the joys of celebrating two away wins in a week in the top division seems like it was in the pre-war…
    - , 25 Sep 10, 7:38am -

Howay The Toon

  • Everton 3 Newcastle United 1
    At the start of today, there was everything on the line, and not just for Newcastle United. Champions League football, the Premier League title, and relegation to the Championship. For Newcastle, Champions League football would cap what has been an e…
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 5:28pm -
  • Pardew Premier League Manager of the Year – Confirmed!
    Today Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew was named Premier League Manager of the Year. I suspected this might happen in our post from last week, but was chuffed to bits today that the Premier League have recognized Pardew’s work at Newcastle. Und…
    - 6 days ago, 12 May 12, 12:47am -
  • Newcastle United 3 Stoke City 0
    Newcastle United took one-step closer to the unthinkable Champions League, as they defeated an uninspired Stoke City at St. James’s Park. With Arsenal and Chelsea playing out a 0-0 draw earlier in the day, Newcastle could gain ground on Arsenal and…
    - 26 days ago, 22 Apr 12, 3:52am -
  • Pardew for Manager of the Year?
    Newcastle United’s season has been a bit of a revelation. Absolutely no-one predicted we’d be fighting and competing for Champions League football at the start of the season. Steady, but unspectacular signings and big-name players leaving the clu…
    - 32 days ago, 15 Apr 12, 11:51pm -
  • Newcastle United Sign Papisse Demba Cisse
    Newcastle United pulled off a coup today in the signing of Senegalese striker Papisse Demba Cisse. The former Freiburg striker has nine goals from 15 appearances so far this season, and finished last season as one of the top goalscorers in the Bundes…
    - , 18 Jan 12, 3:17am -
  • Newcastle United v QPR
    Liverpool’s failure to defeat Stoke at Anfield means that a Newcastle win against QPR on Sunday would see the Geordies move up to sixth in the Premier League. How much has Kenny Dalglish spent? How much have Newcastle spent? Oh yeah, and Liverpool…
    - , 14 Jan 12, 5:47pm -

Shite Seats

  • Everton (a), for one last time…
    Everton (a), for one last time…
    - 6 days ago, 12 May 12, 7:26am -
  • Manager of The Season 11/12.Pardew we Salute You.
    Manager of The Season 11/12.Pardew we Salute You.
    - 6 days ago, 12 May 12, 7:07am -
  • Seats Beat Lawro? - Last Game Predictions
    Reet, here are our predictions for the end of season games….all prices from Bet365 All games KO at 2pm this Sunday (13th)Chelsea v BlackburnPiece of piss this one you think, well probably but Chelsea will have one eye on the Champions League th…
    - 7 days ago, 10 May 12, 3:42pm -
  • Photos of Shola
    Photos of Shola: Click on this link for Photos of Shola, we plan to add more - so send us your photos to info@shiteseats.co.uk and we’ll get em online!#LoveShola
    - 7 days ago, 10 May 12, 1:47pm -
  • ‘Songs For Cissé' - DOWNLOAD NOW.
    The Seats have cobbled together a load of songs (mainly cheese) inspired by our number 9 hero….DOWNLOAD HERE.
    - 14 days ago, 3 May 12, 11:29am -
  • @the_longsands new video. Get to there album launch - details...
    @the_longsands new video. Get to there album launch - details hereThis is the big one people!!! The Biggest headline show The Longsands have ever played! This is ‘the’ Longsands gig to be at! We hope you will support us and join the celebrations…
    - 14 days ago, 3 May 12, 10:29am -

Newcastle United Blogger

  • Champions League Up For Grabs
      Transfer of the season? Newcastle United now seem an irresistible force to gain a Champions League spot with the 3-0 drubbing of Stoke over the weekend. All credit to Alan Pardew and his team for shaping the a side which brought about back belie…
    - 24 days ago, 23 Apr 12, 9:42am -
  • Cisse and Ba Partnership Could Send NUFC Into The Top 4
    It will be a debut long remembered but No. 9 Cisse managed to clinch all three points for Newcastle today in a closely fought game against Aston Villa. His 77th minute goal was enough to  send Villa packing with a  fantastic chest control and sent…
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  • Renaming St James’ Park is just terrible
    We laughed at the adding of Sports Direct @ St James’ Park naming but it was something done to prepare us for the worst bit of advertising that Ashley could thing of. Renaming St James’ Park to Sports Direct Arena is a terrible idea to say the le…
    - , 10 Nov 11, 12:12pm -
  • Newcastle United Take Top 3
    The Monday night match against Stoke solidified our status as a credible team in Premiership. A unbeaten run is was always difficult to maintain in any circumstances but Monday night Away from Home is a different challenge. But in the end, Newcastle…
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  • Newcastle United Still Flying High
    Much to the surprise of some, Newcastle United has made its strongest start for five years in the Premiership. As yet, Newcastle remain undefeated although a string of draws won’t keep us in contention for the top 4 placement for long. Leon Best po…
    - , 20 Sep 11, 6:17pm -
  • Joey Barton Given The Boot
    Newcastle United have finally given up on Joey Barton and allowed him to leave on free transfer. Using Twitter as a forum for publishing outspoken comments, Barton is no stranger to courting controversy. Barton now has free rein to go to whichever cl…
    - , 1 Aug 11, 3:11pm -

Newcastle United MAD

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Tyne Talk

  • Cahill "Disgusted" by Cabaye But Accepts 3 Match Ban
    Tim Cahill has said he is "disgusted" at the language used by Newcastle United midfielder Yohan Cabaye at the end of the game at Goodison Park on Sunday and that "his words have no place either on or off the football pitch." Cabaye and Everton's Cah…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 10:01pm -
  • Newcastle United Finish 5th & Head For Europe
    Premier League Manager of the season Alan Pardew has led his side to 5th in the Barcleys Premier League, despite a disappointing end to the season. Newcastle, who headed out last weekend on a walk around pitch to thank the fans for their support, h…
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 4:20pm -
  • HT: Everton 2 - 0 Newcastle. Will Toon Turn Up For 2nd Half?
    Newcastle United go into the half time interval 2-0 down at Goodison Park this afternoon after an abysmal performance in the first half. Goals from Steven Piernaar and Jelavic saw The Toffees go two goals to the good within the first 30minutes of the…
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 2:57pm -
  • Ben Arfa Staying On Tyneside
    Newcastle United midfielder Hatem Ben Arfa has been quoted in the french media saying that he is staying at Newcastle and isn't considering moving. The 25 year old Frenchman, has been impressive on Tyneside throughout the season with noticable impr…
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 1:56pm -
  • Team Line-ups: Newcastle v Everton (A)
    Newcastle United go into the game at Goodison Park unchanged from their previous games. Once again Papiss Cisse and Demba Ba link up upfront, whilst James Perch continues to come in for the injured Danny Simpson. Phil Neville returns to the starting…
    - 4 days ago, 13 May 12, 1:46pm -
  • Krul: I Extended My Contract For Opportunities Like This
    Newcastle United goalkeeper Tim Krul has been speaking of opportunities and confidence ahead of the today’s final game of the season against Everton at Goodison Park.  The 24 year old, who signed a new five year deal with the club, earlier this ye…
    - 5 days ago, 13 May 12, 8:53am -

Black & White Toon

  • Being Cheeky
    Hello, I tried this once before and it worked superbly so i thought I'd have another go.Unfortunately this blog has pretty much fallen away over the last 12 months due to job and family commitments but I am relaunching my writing career with a book.T…
    - , 5 Jan 12, 11:23pm -
  • TOONPEDIA: Newcastle Utd 5 - 0 Manchester Utd
    Premier League --- 20 / 10 / 1996 --- St. James' ParkAs fans flooded into St. James' Park on a cold October night everyone to a man knew they were going to see something special.The defending champions came to town having not conceded a goal in nine…
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  • Reality Cheick
    Remember Wednesday? Wednesday was a good day. Yesterday wasn't Wednesday. Yesterday was Saturday. Saturday wasn't a good day.After showing their Best against West Ham in midweek, Newcastle were brought brutally back to Earth with a crushing defeat to…
    - , 9 Jan 11, 11:00am -
  • Don't Lose Your Head
    Newcastle suffered their second successive defeat of the Christmas period as ten-man Tottenham comfortably completed a two-nil win.Spurs wing wizard proved too good for the Toon as a Gareth Bale wonder goal compounded Aaron Lennon's earlier strike to…
    - , 9 Jan 11, 2:44am -
  • One In, One Out?
    Newcastle United have confirmed the permanent signing of French winger Hatem Ben Arfa from Marseille, but the biggest transfer story involving the club revolves around a potential exit.Twenty-three-year-old Ben Arfa becomes Alan Pardew's first signin…
    - , 5 Jan 11, 1:22pm -
  • War Of The Worlds
    Taking reference from the comments on my latest post it seems our recent trip to North London may have upset a few of the Spurs supporters.The matter in contention being Newcastle's, shall we say, robust style of play. It's a point opposition fans ha…
    - , 1 Jan 11, 5:00pm -

Mr Fixit's Tips (Sponsored)

  • newMAY 17: TORQUAY v CHELTENHAM TIPS
    Thursday, Plainmoor, 7.45, live Sky Sports 1I WONDER how many neutrals support Cheltenham just because the name is so synonomous with racing.I’m big fan of Cheltenham (the Festival) but have never really got into Cheltenham (the football team).…
    - 7 hours ago, 17 May 12, 2:26pm -
  • MAY 16: PLAY-OFF BETTING TIPS
    LOOKS like I’m the play-off man this week as Mr Fixit concentrates on teeing off.I know it’s the end of the season but he’s taking more holidays than the Queen – and he’s paying me less than her corgis get.But I’ve got a cunning plan.…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 11:45pm -
  • MAY 16: ROME MASTERS TENNIS TIPS
    RAFAEL NADAL, the player I’m backing for the Rome Masters, begins his quest for a sixth title today and should have few problems seeing off German Florian Mayer.The Mallorcan, who slipped to world No.3 at the weekend, is a best-priced 1-40 with Bo…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 11:15pm -
  • ASTON VILLA BOSS BETTING
    PAUL LAMBERT is the even-money favourite to replace Alex McLeish at Aston Villa according to Ladbrokes.The Norwich boss saw his odds slashed from 8-1 to 2-1 in a matter of hours once McLeish had been dismissed – and a run of money since has forced…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 6:14pm -
  • EURO 2020: SCOTS, WELSH BID BETTING
    SCOTS firm McBookie.com are offering 3-1 that Scotland will host the 2020 European Championship.The county are planning a joint bid with Wales and Ireland and at the moment Turkey are the only other bidders.A 2016 bid was withdrawn due to the fina…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 5:56pm -
  • EURO 2012: ENGLAND BETTING LATEST
    NORWICH keeper John Ruddy is being tipped to be a surprise inclusion in Roy Hodgson’s England squad for Euro 2012.Ruddy, the most popular bet in Paddy Power’s market, has been backed in from 5-1 to 1-3 to make Roy’s 23.The most popular outsi…
    - 2 days ago, 15 May 12, 4:42pm -