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BBC Sport

  • Swansea's USA pre-season plans off
    Swansea City to rearrange pre-season plans after a tournament they were due to take part in the USA in July is cancelled.
    - 17 hours ago, 26 May 15, 5:00pm -
  • 'I will stay until Newcastle win'
    Newcastle owner Mike Ashley says he will stay at the club until they win a trophy or qualify for the Champions League.
    - 2 days ago, 24 May 15, 10:48pm -
  • Newcastle United 2-0 West Ham United
    Goals from Moussa Sissoko and Jonas Gutierrez give Newcastle victory against West Ham to ensure Premier League survival.
    - 3 days ago, 24 May 15, 4:06pm -
  • Will Hull's season end on high note?
    Hull face Manchester United looking to overhaul Newcastle and avoid relegation on the last day of the top-flight season.
    - 4 days ago, 22 May 15, 10:20pm -
  • Leave if you don't fancy it - Carver
    Newcastle United players were shown an open door and told to walk out if they didn't "fancy" Sunday's match with West Ham.
    - 6 days ago, 20 May 15, 10:12pm -
  • Simpson guilty of ex-partner assault
    Leicester defender Danny Simpson, 28, has been told he could face jail after being convicted of assaulting his ex-girlfriend.
    - 7 days ago, 20 May 15, 8:10pm -

Sky Sports

  • Rangers to hold general meeting
    Rangers have confirmed that they will hold a general meeting next month and directors could use the event to try and block Mike Ashley from voting on club matters.
    - 13 hours ago, 26 May 15, 8:36pm -
  • PL clubs ignore youth
    Young players get less game time in the Premier League than in any of Europe’s other leading leagues, a new study has found.
    - 19 hours ago, 26 May 15, 2:49pm -
  • Who is going where?
    A host of managerial vacancies have opened up following an end-of-season surge of departures, prompting the usual frenzied guessing games over replacements.
    - 20 hours ago, 26 May 15, 1:58pm -
  • Gutierrez re-lives cancer fight
    Jonas Gutierrez has recounted his battle with cancer after helping Newcastle avoid relegation from the Premier League.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:11am -
  • The top club in England is...
    Liverpool remain the top team in England, according to a revised study compiled by Sky Sports.
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 1:48pm -
  • The season in stats
    Stats and facts from the 2014/15 Premier League season, provided by Opta...
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 1:15pm -




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Sporting Life

  • Super 6 - next round details!
    Sunderland's crunch clash with Leicester is one of the matches in the next round of the Soccer Saturday Super 6 game.
    - 16 days ago, 11 May 15, 3:00pm -
  • Carver hails fighting spirit
    Post-match reaction to the 1-1 draw between Newcastle and West Brom.
    - 18 days ago, 9 May 15, 5:34pm -
  • Bookies: Hull on the brink
    Hull are into 1/3 to be relegated from the Premier League with Sky Bet after they were beaten by Burnley.
    - 18 days ago, 9 May 15, 4:23pm -
  • Newcastle 1 West Brom 1
    Barclays Premier League at St James' Park.
    - 18 days ago, 9 May 15, 11:29am -
  • Super 6 - Sky Sports experts!
    The Sky Sports experts offer their predictions for the latest round of the Soccer Saturday Super 6 game.
    - 19 days ago, 8 May 15, 8:00am -
  • Cisse back for Newcastle
    Team news for Saturday's Barclays Premier League clash between Newcastle and West Brom.
    - 19 days ago, 8 May 15, 7:57am -

ESPN Soccernet


The Offside

  • Match Report: Birmingham City 0-2 Newcastle United
    Newcastle displayed a very efficient, coherent and professional display tonight  with a 2-0 victory over Birmingham City.Newcastle controlled large periods of the game and were clinical in front of goal which will be a sigh of relief for fans and A…
    - , 15 Feb 11, 10:26pm -
  • Match Preview: Birmingham vs Newcastle
    Tonight Newcastle travel to the second city to face a tough Birmingham City side at St. Andrews for a rearrange fixture due to the earlier postponement. United are coming into the game on the back of an impressive performance against Blackburn Rovers…
    - , 15 Feb 11, 6:31pm -
  • United Capture Flying Finn
    Newcastle United moved today to bolster their striking options by signing free agent Shefti Kuqi. Kuqi, who has been branded the ‘flying finn’ nickname due to his notorious belly flop celebration, was last in action for Swansea in the Champions…
    - , 10 Feb 11, 5:45pm -
  • Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal
    Some how, Newcastle United completed a Premier League first today in coming back from 4 goals down to draw 4-4″ with a rattled Arsenal side.Goals from Joey Barton (Pen x2), Leon Best, and finally a fabulous strike from my man of the match Cheik Ti…
    - , 5 Feb 11, 6:20pm -
  • Match Preview: Newcastle vs Arsenal
    Arsenal are the visitors to St. James Park tomorrow at 3pm.Newcastle go into tomorrows game against Arsenal with only three fit senior strikers and youngster Phil Airey expected to feature on the Bench.Newcastle can welcome back Cheik Tiote after a…
    - , 4 Feb 11, 10:12pm -
  • Pardew’s NO.2: Carver’s Back
    Newcastle finally filled the void left by Colin Calderwood today by announcing the John Carver is return to the club in the role of Alan Pardew’s assistant manager.Carver, returns to the club where he served as assistant manager to the late great…
    - , 18 Jan 11, 3:33pm -


  • Rangers to hold general meeting
    Rangers will hold a general meeting next month where directors could try to block Mike Ashley from voting on club matters.
    - 13 hours ago, 26 May 15, 8:36pm -
  • Gutierrez re-lives cancer fight
    Jonas Gutierrez has recounted his battle with cancer after helping Newcastle avoid relegation from the Premier League.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:11am -
  • Gutierrez: It was like a movie
    Jonas Gutierrez says helping Newcastle secure Premier League survival on the final day of the season was like a “movie story.”
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 12:24pm -
  • Carver: Newcastle must invest
    Newcastle head coach John Carver says the club needs to invest after securing their Premier League status.
    - 3 days ago, 24 May 15, 4:54pm -
  • Gutierrez 'thought career was over'
    Newcastle hero Jonas Gutierrez admitted he thought he thought football career was over after cancer battle.
    - 3 days ago, 24 May 15, 4:23pm -
  • Newcastle survive with win
    Jonas Gutierrez was the hero as Newcastle secured their Premier League status with a 2-0 win over West Ham at St James’ Park.
    - 3 days ago, 24 May 15, 3:50pm -


  • newColback calls for Toon inquest
    Jack Colback hopes Newcastle will get back on track for next season after a being issued with a "wake-up call" this term.
    - 23 mins ago, 27 May 15, 9:11am -
  • Toon weigh up boss options
    Newcastle managing director Lee Charnley will draw up a fresh short-list as he looks to appoint a head coach.
    - 21 hours ago, 26 May 15, 1:00pm -
  • Toon target sacked by Rams
    Steve McClaren has been sacked as manager of Derby, fuelling rumours he could be in line to take charge at Newcastle.
    - 1 day ago, 26 May 15, 5:48am -
  • Vuckic puts talks on hold
    Haris Vuckic says he will wait until the end of the season before he decides on his future with Rangers.
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 11:21am -
  • Magpies not for sale - Ashley
    Newcastle owner Mike Ashley says he will not sell the club until they win a trophy or qualify for the Champions League.
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 3:55am -
  • Keegan urges Ashley to sell Magpies
    Mike Ashley is running Newcastle "from another planet" and should sell the club as soon as possible, according to Kevin Keegan.
    - 3 days ago, 24 May 15, 12:44pm -


  • Pardew patient in player pursuit
    Newcastle are remaining patient over their pursuit of their early-summer targets amid mounting speculation.
    - , 21 May 14, 1:19pm -
  • Midfielder wants out - agent
    Moussa Sissoko looks to be heading for the Newcastle exit door after his agent claimed they are open to all offers.
    - , 21 May 14, 1:13am -
  • Magpies linked with £12m star
    Newcastle are being linked with Stoke defender Ryan Shawcross but Manchester City are favourites to do a deal.
    - , 20 May 14, 2:23pm -
  • Pardew eyes midfielder swoop
    Newcastle are said to be interested in West Ham star Mohamed Diame as Alan Pardew looks to bolster his midfield.
    - , 20 May 14, 7:16am -
  • Tigers target double swoop
    Hull are reported to be lining up a double swoop on Newcastle with Shola Ameobi and Steven Taylor said to be the targets.
    - , 19 May 14, 1:29pm -
  • Midfielder bid launched
    Newcastle are reported to have launched a £6.5million bid for Montpellier star Remy Cabella, but it falls short of their valuation.
    - , 19 May 14, 1:10pm -


Selectabet (Sponsored)

  • Oldham v Liverpool: Betting Tips
    Oldham v Liverpool – FA Cup Round 4 – Sunday 27 January 4pm Live on ITV FA Cup fever has reached Oldham Athletic’s Boundary Park. League One Latics host Premier  Full Article »
    - , 26 Jan 13, 9:38pm -
  • Real Zaragoza v Espanyol: Preview and Tips
    Real Zaragoza v Espanyol Live on Sky Sports 1. Kick off: Saturday 7pm Real Zaragoza have lost six of their nine home matches this season and manager Manuel Jimenez has  Full Article »
    - , 26 Jan 13, 10:20am -
  • Deportivo La Coruna Vs Valencia – Live 21:00 Sky Sports
    20th place Deportivo welcome 7th place Valencia on this Saturday evening, where the home side at sitting on just three wins all season. The visitors have clocked up nine and will aim  Full Article »
    - , 26 Jan 13, 10:01am -
  • Saturday’s Football Tipsters Tips: 26th Jan
    Some games have been wiped out by the snow again so check the fixture list before placing your bet again today. Here’s the top tips from all the best (and  Full Article »
    - , 26 Jan 13, 10:00am -
  • Real Zaragoza Vs Espanyol – Live 19:00 Sky Sports
    13th play 15th in an all mid-table affair on Saturday with Zaragoza picking up just four points from a possible last eighteen, and Espanyol picking up eleven points, only losing to Barcelona in  Full Article »
    - , 26 Jan 13, 9:44am -
  • Juventus v Genoa: Betting Tips
    Juventus v Genoa – Serie A – Saturday 26 January 7:45pm Live on ESPN The fixture at the Juventus Stadium is an important one at both ends of the Serie  Full Article »
    - , 25 Jan 13, 11:54pm -

Vital Football

  • Hasselbaink In The Frame?
    Hasselbaink In The Frame?Vitalfootball: Newcastle: 26/05/2015 16:00:00McClaren is once again the 'odds-on favourite' but could former Leeds, Chelsea and Middlesbrough striker, currently in charge of Burton, Hasselbaink be 'in the frame!'
    - 18 hours ago, 26 May 15, 4:00pm -
  • McClaren's Free Run!
    McClaren's Free Run!Vitalfootball: Newcastle: 26/05/2015 15:48:00Steve McClaren would appear to be the odds-on favourite to become the new Newcastle manager following confirmation of his sacking by Derby on Monday.
    - 18 hours ago, 26 May 15, 3:48pm -
  • Newcastle Know 2015-16 Opponents
    Newcastle Know 2015-16 OpponentsVitalfootball: Newcastle: 26/05/2015 15:43:00Newcastle now know the make up of the Premier League for the coming 2015-16 season.
    - 18 hours ago, 26 May 15, 3:43pm -
  • Jonas Shirt Winners Revealed
    Jonas Shirt Winners RevealedVitalfootball: Newcastle: 26/05/2015 12:08:00The chance to win a signed Jonas Gutierrez shirt was recently given to Newcastle fans. The man himself has now decided who the five winners should be.
    - 21 hours ago, 26 May 15, 12:08pm -
  • Carver On West Ham Relief
    Carver On West Ham ReliefVitalfootball: Newcastle: 25/05/2015 17:16:00Head coach John Carver has said relief was a big feeling as Newcastle took the two nil victory over West Ham yesterday to secure our Premier League survival.
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 5:16pm -

The Newcastle United Blog

  • newLocal Lad Tells It Like It Is About Newcastle’s Collapse
    Jack Colback can be happy enough about his performances for Newcastle in his first season at his home town club, and not only was Jack very consistent for us, but he also seems the consummate professional and a smashing lad. Jack Colback – excellen…
    - 24 mins ago, 27 May 15, 9:10am -
  • newEight Players Who Will Definitely Leave Newcastle This Summer
    There will be a number of players leaving Newcastle this summer, who will either be sold or not have their contracts renewed when they run out at the end of June, and it’s likely to be quite a large  number of players. Sammy Ameobi – didn’t m…
    - 1 hour ago, 27 May 15, 8:32am -
  • newNewcastle Must Resist Signing This Striker
    We must be entering a summer transfer window again,  because The Sun is reporting that Andy Carroll would like to return to play for Newcastle United, and Andy has been  out injured again for months, but he was shown on TV on Sunday watching the ga…
    - 2 hours ago, 27 May 15, 7:55am -
  • newThis Man Must Deliver For Newcastle This Summer
    Mike Ashley made it very clear in his short Sky Sports interview on Sunday that he is hands off when it comes to making football decisions at Newcastle, and that’s probably a good thing, but the man who has all the power at the club – Lee Charnle…
    - 2 hours ago, 27 May 15, 7:28am -
  • Newcastle Make Moves For Three Players Early In Summer
    There are reports tonight that Newcastle will make a move for three players early in this summer’s  transfer window – 26 year-old Hull City center-back James Chester, 25 year-old QPR striker Charlie Austin and 21 year-old Chelsea striker Patrick…
    - 11 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:34pm -
  • Results Of Survey – Newcastle Fans’ Attitudes And Opinions
    I’ve been sent the following information that has been gathered and collated via a survey by They asked our fans to complete an end of season survey on Newcastle – and have had 1,117 responses – and they asked fans to share their…
    - 12 hours ago, 26 May 15, 9:11pm -


  • Why Carver’s Newcastle is the worst Newcastle team in the Premier League ever
    Of course, if you are a Newcastle United fan, you cannot fail to have noticed the huge dip in form under John Carver, which has been so bad it could still see the Magpies relegated for the second time in six seasons after their final game against Wes…
    - 4 days ago, 23 May 15, 3:15pm -
  • Will John Carver be told who to play at Newcastle United?
    By his own admission, Rangers’ current caretaker head coach, Kenny McDowall, has been told not only that he has no say in the players they sign, but also that he will only have a limited input into team selection too. According to McDowall himself,…
    - , 5 Feb 15, 1:13pm -
  • Why Ashley leaving Toon for the Champions League with Rangers is nonsense
    With Mike Ashley’s recent attempts to take over at Rangers, and specifically his problems with the Scottish FA for having an interest in both clubs, it has often been said recently that Mike Ashley would be willing to leave Newcastle United so he c…
    - , 27 Jan 15, 11:37am -
  • Newcastle United and one of the greatest blunders in football history
    There is a tide in the affairs of men. Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat, And we must take the current when it serves, Or l…
    - , 8 Jan 15, 1:40pm -
  • Don’t judge Pardew on 10 games, judge him on 176
    “Judge me on ten games” pleaded Alan Pardew as media and fans alike called for his silver head. It was only a matter of weeks ago, but it seems like a far away memory now. Indeed, it has only taken half that many games to take Alan Pardew from th…
    - , 21 Nov 14, 3:10pm -
  • How Alan Pardew’s return to route one is saving Newcastle United’s season
    You don’t even have to be a Newcastle United fan to notice that Alan Pardew and Newcastle United have done very well in their last four games, all wins with three against top sides Tottenham, Manchester City and Liverpool. Credit where credit is du…
    - , 3 Nov 14, 8:05am -

Tyne Time (Blog)

  • Sammy Ameobi – 11 games to save his Newcastle United career
    New:Samuel Oluwaseyi J. "Sammy" Ameobi was the talk of Newcastle United's youth academy a matter of years ago. He was dubbed as something special, with incredible feet, lighting pace, and creativityThe post Sammy Ameobi – 11 games to save his New…
    - 85 days ago, 3 Mar 15, 7:30pm -
  • Newcastle United Quiz #2: Test your Toon Trivia!
    New:It's Thursday all over again and while Newcastle United look to close in on a deal for the highly talented Dele Alli of MK Dons, Tyne Time takes..The post Newcastle United Quiz #2: Test your Toon Trivia! appeared first on Tyne Time.
    - , 29 Jan 15, 8:15pm -
  • Newcastle in pole position for Dele Alli as Villa try to hijack deal
    New:Dele Alli looks set to become a Newcastle United player before the close of the transfer window, despite late efforts from Aston Villa to hijack the deal..The post Newcastle in pole position for Dele Alli as Villa try to hijack deal appeared fi…
    - , 29 Jan 15, 6:13pm -
  • Newcastle United Quiz: Test your Toon Trivia!
    New:It's Thursday evening and let's be honest - there isn't much to do aside from refreshing Twitter with the hope that Newcastle United have sensationally unveiled Frank..The post Newcastle United Quiz: Test your Toon Trivia! appeared first on Tyn…
    - , 22 Jan 15, 8:48pm -
  • An honest assessment of interim head-coach John Carver
    New:Few Newcastle United fans will forget Sir Bobby Robson's era. It was filled with great memories, from De Kuip to the San Siro - Stadium of Light to Elland Road..The post An honest assessment of interim head-coach John Carver appeared first on T…
    - , 19 Jan 15, 6:30pm -
  • Newcastle need to forget about appointing Frank de Boer
    New:There is little doubt that if given the chance, 99% of Newcastle United fans would appoint Frank de Boer as the club's new head coach. What an incredible upgrade he would be on..The post Newcastle need to forget about appointing Frank de Boer a…
    - , 13 Jan 15, 5:20pm -

  • Ashley may have fronted up, but is it too little too late?

    - 24 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:00am -
  • Muchas gracias Jonas Gutierrez
    Well that was a little to close too comfort wasn’t it? Of course it’s easy to see the lighter side of it now that the dust has settled and we can look forward to Premier League football again next season. An intriguing and anguishing day featurin…
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 7:17pm -
  • Newcastle United 2 – West Ham 0
    Jonas Gutierrez scored his first goal since winning his battle with cancer as Newcastle United beat West Ham United 2-0 to avoid relegation on an anxious final day of the Barclays Premier League season. A run of one point from 10 matches had plunged…
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 8:53am -
  • Game on! Newcastle United Vs West Ham United
    Welcome one and all to this the last of the season ‘Game On’ article which will take us through the highs and lows ( Of what is our most important game in 6yrs ) as we play host to West Ham in this afternoons Premier league game (3pm kick-off), W…
    - 3 days ago, 24 May 15, 10:28am -
  • Time to lock the fat lady in the cupboard.
    Well, not long now lads and lasses until we know our fate one way or the other. At the start of every season this is the scenario I dread, I am always worried until we reach 39 points or more. This season I predicted 16th place finish and right now […
    - 5 days ago, 22 May 15, 8:06am -
  • Where are they now ?
    This blog has been going for a while now and our group has seen some good times, along with many more bad times – but there has always one constant positive, the Craic in this ‘room’. We have Toonsy to thank for setting this site up and it’s…
    - 6 days ago, 21 May 15, 9:10am -

Nothing But Newcastle

  • Five lucky Newcastle fans chosen
    Newcastle’s Jonas Gutierrez proved once more that pure determination can be a difference maker in life. The Argentinian was instrumental in Newcastle’s 2-0 victory over West Ham on the weekend. In what was, potentially, Gutierrez’s final game a…
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 11:03am -
  • Win a signed shirt of a modern-day Newcastle hero
    To say Newcastle United’s Jonas Gutierrez has determination and grit would be a remarkable understatement. After being diagnosed with cancer, the Argentine defeated the disease not once, but twice. After beating cancer in 2013, it returned in 2014…
    - 12 days ago, 15 May 15, 1:05pm -
  • Alan Shearer to send Newcastle down again?
    Newcastle United are staring relegation from the Premier League in the face again for the second time in six years and once more Alan Shearer could be partly responsible, even if he doesn’t know it. When Newcastle were last relegated in 2009, Shear…
    - 21 days ago, 6 May 15, 9:00pm -
  • 42 reasons why this Newcastle starlet shouldn’t be overlooked?
    Every year the Tyne and Wear derby seems to be billed as the biggest for a number of seasons and this time around, it’s no different. Sunderland, under their new manager Dick Advocaat, will be looking for a win to drag them away from the relegation…
    - 54 days ago, 3 Apr 15, 4:02pm -
  • 19 in 24 striker Newcastle’s answer to Sunderland problem?
    With Newcastle United not in action over the weekend, attention turned to international football and while the Magpies might not have many full internationals right now, Adam Armstrong is making his name in youth football. Newcastle face Sunderland i…
    - 58 days ago, 30 Mar 15, 7:58pm -
  • The real reason why Rolando Aarons is always injured?
    Newcastle United starlet Rolando Aarons has been robbed of playing time this season due to a hamstring injury, with the exciting winger not expected back until the 21st of February, but is there an alternative reason as to why he’s always on the tr…
    - , 2 Feb 15, 6:34pm -

The Chronicle

Journal Live


  • newRe: Jonas utd v west ham post match
    Quote from: jackthelad on Yesterday at 10:22:32 PMso i never go again? because in all the time i watched the club i saw us qualify for the champions league a couple of times, not turn up at some finals and be pretty me...
    - 1 hour ago, 27 May 15, 8:32am -
  • newRe: Prioritise the defence
    Haven't we signed a CB who's on loan at Forrest?
    - 1 hour ago, 27 May 15, 8:10am -
  • newRe: Who would you take from the relegated clubs?
    Sky sources (I know I know) are reporting spurs have bid £12m for Ings I thought he was out of contract this summer or am I confusing him with someone else 
    - 2 hours ago, 27 May 15, 7:52am -
  • newRe: Prioritise the defence
    Quote from: rosspartan on Today at 08:49:30 AMThis got me thinking...When was the last time we actually signed a center back!?MYM couple of year back - before that it was Willo when we were in championship
    - 2 hours ago, 27 May 15, 7:50am -
  • newRe: Prioritise the defence
    This got me thinking...When was the last time we actually signed a center back!?
    - 2 hours ago, 27 May 15, 7:49am -

Next Match Odds

Black and White Toon

  • Being Cheeky
    Hello, I tried this once before and it worked superbly so i thought I'd have another go.Unfortunately this blog has pretty much fallen away over the last 12 months due to job and family commitments but I am relaunching my writing career with a book.T…
    - , 5 Jan 12, 11:23pm -
  • TOONPEDIA: Newcastle Utd 5 - 0 Manchester Utd
    Premier League --- 20 / 10 / 1996 --- St. James' ParkAs fans flooded into St. James' Park on a cold October night everyone to a man knew they were going to see something special.The defending champions came to town having not conceded a goal in nine…
    - , 10 Jan 11, 12:00pm -
  • Reality Cheick
    Remember Wednesday? Wednesday was a good day. Yesterday wasn't Wednesday. Yesterday was Saturday. Saturday wasn't a good day.After showing their Best against West Ham in midweek, Newcastle were brought brutally back to Earth with a crushing defeat to…
    - , 9 Jan 11, 11:00am -
  • Don't Lose Your Head
    Newcastle suffered their second successive defeat of the Christmas period as ten-man Tottenham comfortably completed a two-nil win.Spurs wing wizard proved too good for the Toon as a Gareth Bale wonder goal compounded Aaron Lennon's earlier strike to…
    - , 9 Jan 11, 2:44am -
  • One In, One Out?
    Newcastle United have confirmed the permanent signing of French winger Hatem Ben Arfa from Marseille, but the biggest transfer story involving the club revolves around a potential exit.Twenty-three-year-old Ben Arfa becomes Alan Pardew's first signin…
    - , 5 Jan 11, 1:22pm -
  • War Of The Worlds
    Taking reference from the comments on my latest post it seems our recent trip to North London may have upset a few of the Spurs supporters.The matter in contention being Newcastle's, shall we say, robust style of play. It's a point opposition fans ha…
    - , 1 Jan 11, 5:00pm -

Howay The Toon

  • NUFC Head Coach Shortlist
    Coaches believed to be on the shortlist to replace Alan Pardew as head coach of Newcastle United include: Remi Garde Christophe Galtier Thomas Tuchel Lucien Favre Dick Advocaat The link with Dick Advocaat has been played down since the Sunday express…
    - , 4 Jan 15, 6:29pm -
  • Breaking: NUFC Terminate Ben Arfa’s Contract

    - , 4 Jan 15, 6:09pm -
  • Alan Pardew’s Newcastle United Legacy
    Alan Pardew’s Newcastle United tenure appears to be coming to an end. What, you mean someone is going to give us real money to take Pardew off our hands? We should be paying them! Don’t tell that to Steve Parrish though – he’s giving us aroun…
    - , 30 Dec 14, 2:13am -
  • #PardewForPalace
    Rumours doing the rounds on social media tonight involve Alan Pardew joining Crystal Palace. Some bookies have even installed Pardew as favourite to succeed Neil Warnock. Pardew’s refusal to answer questions about the Palace job before the game, an…
    - , 28 Dec 14, 9:39pm -
  • Newcastle United Transfers under Mike Ashley
    In 2007, Mike Ashley purchased the combined stakes of John Hall and Douglas Hall, effectively giving him ownership of Newcastle United. Since that time, and the appointment of Alan Pardew, Mike Ashley has continued to be accused of asset stripping t…
    - , 10 Aug 14, 7:50pm -
  • Pressure’s on Pardew After Fifth Summer Signing
    So after watching Newcastle land Emmanuel Riviere and complete their fifth signing of the summer, it made me think about the plight of Alan Pardew. Mike Ashley doesn’t strike me as the kind of bloke who doesn’t demand a return on his money, so le…
    - , 17 Jul 14, 1:15am -

Shite Seats

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    How to speak Geordie:Now say these words…. as they are, without accent.Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.Or…Look at you. You’ve got a face like a pair of tits.
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  • The Genius of Joe Kinnear
    “Who’s Simon Bird? You’re a c**t. Niall Hickman? F*****g out of order.”“Charles Insomnia.” Charles N'Zogbia.“Derek Lambeeze was the director of football.” His name is Derek Llambias.“I had over 400 games for Tottenham Hotspur.” He…
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  • The Real Meaning of that Colo Message!!
    Hello to all Newcastle United fans,(Ola mugs who pay my wages)I don’t usually speak publicly too often, but today I feel the responsibilityto talk to all of you for several reasons in which you are involved every bitas much as we are as players,…
    - 20 days ago, 7 May 15, 9:26am -

Newcastle United Blogger

Newcastle United MAD

  • Revealed- Jonas Gutierrez announces the winner of his signed shirt competition
    Last week we gave you the opportunity to win a Newcastle United shirt signed by none other than Jonas GutierrezAll you had to do was submit a picture showing your support for Jonas' club Newcastle United and he'd then select the best uploads and decl
    - 19 hours ago, 26 May 15, 2:31pm -
  • Jimmy Floyd For Newcastle?
    Burton Albion manager Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is reportedly in the running to become head coach of Newcastle United.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:26am -
  • Lord Sugar Says We Are 'Stuck With Ashley'!
    Former Tottenham Hotspur chairman Lord Sugar has taken to social networking site Twitter to mock Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:22am -
  • Shearer's Foot Nearly Went Through The Telly!
    Newcastle icon Alan Shearer was left enraged by Vurnon Anita just minutes before his former side scored their second goal, according to BBC Football.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:18am -
  • Ashley Tries To Stop The Mass Exodus!
    Mike Ashley's big interview brought it home that he realises the Toon Army is ready to march out of St James' Park.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:14am -
  • Can Anyone Defend Carver?
    Daryl Janmaat believes that he and his teammates let manager John Carver down during his interim spell at St James' Park.
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:07am -

Team Talk

Tyne Talk

  • Poor Management, A Relegation Battle & History Is Against Us
      When I handed over the reins of this site just under a year ago, I didn’t anticipate it’s lack of ownership would mirror that of the club as it is now.  Tyne-Talk effectively switched off for the season just as our players have on and off the…
    - 10 days ago, 17 May 15, 1:42pm -
  • Newcastle v Leicester Review
    0-1 to leicester in 36 seconds after a cross, Janmaat booked after 16 minutes into the game. 0-2 down after 17 minutes after a free kick, but again everyone know we aren't good at defending set-peices at all. Gutierrez booked into the 28th minute. 0…
    - 22 days ago, 5 May 15, 12:45pm -
  • Newcastle v Swansea Review
    Newcastle are just five points above the relegation zone, having played one game more than half of the teams below them, after Swansea City made it seven defeats in a row for a side that is rapidly sinking into quicksand. United have never lost 7 gam…
    - 30 days ago, 27 Apr 15, 8:07am -
  • Newcastle v Tottenham Review
    On the pitch, it could be argued that many of the home side had also gone missing as the visitors enjoyed a comfortable afternoon in the sunshine but there were one or two heartwarming performances. Goalscorer Jack Colback refuses to lie down and rol…
    - 37 days ago, 20 Apr 15, 9:14am -
  • Newcastle v Liverpool Review
    Once again United fans witnessed defeat and a sending off at Anfield as United had another night to forget as the season continues to implode. Moussa Sissoko was sent off, adding to the 4 other players, Shola Ameobi, Paul Dummett, Fabricio Coloccini…
    - 43 days ago, 14 Apr 15, 9:44am -
  • Newcastle v Sunderland Review
    Another ridiculous derby performance as the entire management and playing staff looked like they had no idea what they were doing.Five successive derby humiliations give the clearest of indications that things are seriously wrong with the club at eve…
    - 50 days ago, 7 Apr 15, 9:29am -

NUFC Online (Blog)

  • Sloppy Defending Costs Toon as Man U Stroll To Victory
    A combination of sloppy defending and a killer instinct was the downfall in Newcastle’s performance as they fell 3-0 at home to Manchester United. The Red Devils blew away Newcastle in the first 20 minutes and built up a 2-0 lead which gave the Mag…
    - , 10 Oct 12, 8:31pm -
  • Newcastle Re-Discover Form To Sweep Aside Bordeaux
    A fantastic display saw Newcastle beat Bordeaux 3-0 in their second Europa League group game. The Geordies eased to their victory with goals from Shola Ameobi, Papiss Cisse and a Henrique own goal. The win sees Newcastle top the group on 4 points wit…
    - , 4 Oct 12, 10:57pm -
  • Late Controversial Ba Goal Steals Victory Away From Reading
    A controversial late Demba Ba goal earned Newcastle United a point despite another poor performance from the Magpies. Newcastle were without Yohan Cabaye, Tim Krul and Fabricio Coloccini which meant there was a first Premier League start for 18 year…
    - , 3 Oct 12, 9:44pm -
  • Reading (A) Preview
    Newcastle United travel to Madejski Stadium tomorrow looking to build on their solid start to the season. The Magpies have accumulated 8 points in their opening 5 games and will be hoping to start picking up some form as they taken on newly promoted…
    - , 28 Sep 12, 12:46pm -
  • Three Newcastle Players That Need To Start Performing Sooner Rather Than Later
    The current Newcastle United squad possesses an array of talented players, and as time has passed we’ve managed to assemble a pretty decent squad. We’re certainly lacking depth in some areas but if you look at the ability of the team we’ve put…
    - , 28 Sep 12, 12:23pm -
  • Cisse Goal Not Enough To Prevent Toon From Elimination
    Manchester United managed to overcome Newcastle United with a 2-1 victory at Old Trafford to reach the 4th round of the Capital One Cup. Goals from the Brazilian Anderson and then English International midfielder Tom Cleverley were enough to see the…
    - , 26 Sep 12, 10:06pm -

Mr. Fixit's Tips (Sponsored)

    SEVILLA love the Europa League as much as most clubs loathe it – and that’s great credit to a team who have enjoyed another super season. The Spaniards are aiming for their fourth win in 10 years and if they beat Dnipro tonight they’ll be where…
    - 11 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:37pm -
    TWO top-10 seeds fell at the first hurdle on Tuesday as Eugenie Bouchard and Grigor Dimitrov bowed out of the French Open with barely a whimper in straight-sets defeats. It’s round two on Wednesday with defending champ Maria Sharapova locking horns…
    - 11 hours ago, 26 May 15, 10:25pm -
    I’M a man on a mission to wipe out May’s Super Single losses and it was pleasing to take it down another notch on Tuesday. My 3pts pick was over 2.5 goals at Perugia v Pescara and that came in despite a scoreless first half. On Wednesday we have…
    - 12 hours ago, 26 May 15, 9:08pm -
    IT was cracking day for raaljaca who identified value in the Levski Sofia-Marek league game and landed NAP and NB winners. He tipped Levski -1 at 11-10 and -2 at 15-8 but unfortunately the prices weren’t available for long as punters hammered into…
    - 13 hours ago, 26 May 15, 8:55pm -
    FRANCESO MOLINARI gave me another place last week but after leading for three rounds I thought the Italian was set to provide me with a win. Even after bogeying the first I thought the Italian would still be in the mix at the finish at Wentworth on S…
    - 13 hours ago, 26 May 15, 8:29pm -
    RANGERS are 180 minutes away from a return to Scotland’s top flight but Motherwell are determined to block their path. The first leg of the play-off final is at Ibrox on Thursday with the return at Fir Park on Sunday. Motherwell have a terrible rec…
    - 14 hours ago, 26 May 15, 7:33pm -
    IT was three points lost for JohnB on Tuesday and his profit for May overall now stands at 14.95 points. Well done to all who provided winners on the thread and our man has a joint nap and NB as his sole pick for Wednesday. JohnB’s Wednesday Tip Ha…
    - 15 hours ago, 26 May 15, 6:51pm -
    I SHOULD have stuck with a goals treble on Monday. The two games I picked finished 2-2 and 3-2 but I added Hacken to win and they let me down on the Top Treble. Hacked off? Indeed I was but not as frustrated as the Middlesbrough fans who saw their Pr…
    - 23 hours ago, 26 May 15, 11:00am -
    ANDY MURRAY is safely through to round two of the French Open and today sees another busy day of star-studded action. Defending champ Rafa Nadal aims to get off to a confidence-boosting start against Quentin Halys and top seed Novak Djokovic opens a…
    - 1 day ago, 25 May 15, 11:48pm -
    IT was a day of winners and losers for raaljaca but in the long run we know he’ll strike more of the former. Raaljaca loves a goals bet as opposed to WDW and will focus on both teams to score, total team goals, match goals and even scorers in a bid…
    - 2 days ago, 25 May 15, 9:34pm -